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The Endless Pursuit of Happiness

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HELLO. My name is Jeffayn (jeff-fine).

born on June 21st.

Really into music.

That's pretty much it.

Feel free to follow, bluuuuuhhh.

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videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

ptrslbrmn:

"Famous from a sex tape"

More like rich from someone leaking her sex tape against her will and then famous because of all the money she made from the lawsuit and her tv show? And all her other smart business decisions? Sit your bitter ass down

renjin-chan:

sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD

i was so confused why this was funny till i saw the end

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance)

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

(Source: hella-420)

Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person:
legalmexican:

smh Zordon did not die for this

legalmexican:

smh Zordon did not die for this

(Source: leoat)

living-captivated:

hopefisch:

shut. up.

this isnt real

(Source: wearweare)

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck